Nightclubs are hell
Charlie Brooker, Guardian: “Nightclubs are hell. What’s cool or fun about a thumping, sweaty dungeon full of posing idiots?” (This is dated, nevertheless a great article I’d missed earlier. via. In Mr Brooker’s words: “I hated them when I was 19 and I hate them today. I just don’t have to pretend any more.” Glad to get that off myself.)